Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So let’s have beans at meal!
So last night for our Shabbat meal, Snookums made her
killer chili. Before we retired, we attended
services on Friday evenings. We had an
iron clad rule: No beans on the Shabbat.
But she felt that since we are now retired, so was the rule.
Unfortunately, now I am also sans gallbladder, and so
hard to digest things like beans take on an added dimension. Not trying to be indelicate here, but
sometimes the relieving wind contains more than flatulency. So this morning I made an executive
decision. We’ll stay home this morning
because I am not so sure that I can sit out the three hours.
So what does one do on this day of rest? All week long, I look out my window and see
uncompleted tasks awaiting me. But
something always seems to take precedence.
Then a day of rest comes, and I can barely hold myself back from my fire-ant
killing.
Speaking of fire-ants.
These little invasive buggers have lowered the poisonous snake
population because they are also voracious eaters of baby toads, snakes
favorite food. Field mice populations
are down too. I suppose that is
upsetting things in the total ecological system as the owl population thins, the
turkey buzzards have to range wider, and the butterfly effect takes place.[1]
I now officially have three writing projects going. Akashaic is on hiatus while I sort out the
entangled timeline, Shaman in the Sagebrush is a less intense work where a
complete essay can be knocked out in a couple of hours, and lastly, Seduction
of a Friar is still in the conceptual phase.
All-in-all, things are good here in the wildlands, today.
Hope your day is a good one too!
~r
[1] The
idea, often expressed in writings on Chaos theory, that small changes in one
part of a system can produce unpredictable large changes in another part - thus
a butterfly flapping its wings in South America might trigger a snowfall in New
York.
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