When you say you want free healthcare, you are actually
saying that you want ME to pay for your healthcare. Frankly, I don’t wish to share the fruits of
my labor equally with you. I did not
have the pleasure of impregnating your mother.
I did not have any of the hope and joy of fatherhood with you. You never
once gave me a handmade Father’s Day present, nor have you ever thanked me for
paying your doctor bill.
Instead, I get a surly “You OWE me because I suck air.” If you were my child, you would receive very
few extras from me until your attitude changes, assuming that I had not already
traded you to some Gypsies for a milk goat.
I am a generous man, giving almost a quarter of my
disposable income to worthwhile charities, and while I may feel that you need my
assistance, it is NOT going to be with the same commitment I have to my own
family. You will be getting charity, and
I expect a modicum of gratitude when I do help you out.
Thank you for your time.
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